Can anyone tell me how to escape from an alien mothership in low earth orbit?

I've been abducted by aliens and am currently held aboard their enormous spaceship hovering in low earth orbit over finland. Luckily I've managed to escape the room I was locked in and I've found this laptop. Unluckily they haven't got broadband only dial-up. Bloody cheapskates. Also while I'm having a moan they've also got that rubbish Carpenters track "Calling occupants of inter-planetary craft" piped through the speakers in the corridoors 24/7. Anyway, if anyone's ever been in the same situation I would appreciate any advice on an escape plan. I really want to get away before I get the rectal probe treatment.