Embarring Personal Hygiene Question?

You know, you're absolutely right. We don't tend to be taught much about hygiene. It's a case of wipe your bottom. Don't forget to wash your hands and always wear clean underwear. In short, we could and should do a lot better. Happily, there's a cheap and easy solution to your problem. I work in the Middle East and people here tend to use a hygiene hose rather than toilet paper. It's very simple in operation. When you've done your business simply use the hose to wash your . Use a bit of soap as well and you'll come up squeaky clean. I've given you a link below. These hoses are very cheap to buy and install. Mind you, I'm not sure what you mean about your rarely seeing the light of day. On no account must you expose it to people in the street but just to small, select groups of interested spectators in the privacy of your home lol. Sorry, I just coldn't resist that. Seriously thought, get yourself one of these hoses. You won't regret it and you'll save money on toilet paper too. And it will do wonders for your self-esteem. The funny thing is, I gave a similar answer to a girl a week or so back and she said I was a nutter for suggesting she get her bum wet. Some people you just can't please. You don't say where you live but I'm sure these hoses are easy to get regardless.